??????????: you know the worst part about a new year?

Lorangen: …
??????????: that when i write the date, i always write the previous year, and i have to cross it out :-\
Lorangen: haha i thought this was a riddle
??????????: hehe
Lorangen: what’s the most sensitive part of the body while ur masturbating
??????????: is this a riddle?
Lorangen: answer it
??????????: ur heart
Lorangen: no it’s ur ears– to listen for footsteps
??????????: ah, not bad
Lorangen: