More random thoughts:

grace could be dangerous (in a good kinda way).
asiankissez is even more korny (with a K).
gusty needs to learn the joys of self-love.
wen_he needs help choosing screen aliases.
whiterice126 needs a tan.
holangjai needs to stop living here (raises hand above head) and start living down here (lowers hand to my joint).
X3LucKyStaRX3 needs to give up tetrinet cold turkey.
delsolspydr needs nipple guards.
kerodude needs to give me some magic cards.
lorangen is the big cheese.