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Destruction

Quote of the Day

Girl: “— —‘s leg was so hard”
Guy: makes orgasmic face imitating girl dancing with said guy
Me: milk comes out of nose


For those of you who are dirty-minded (like me), check out this funny-arse link: //www.virtualroofie.com/guy_files/sextips.htm. Please don’t take it seriously folks.


While I was gone, you all posted some fabulous comments, especially thevietshiet, who is obviously passionate about this subject. here was the final comment in the string. I know you will have something to say about this!

Originally posted by thevietshiet:

nah, u show me something that prove gayness is genetic. Man, someguys just choose to suck ballz…go and ask “gay johnny”.

So, what are you waiting for? Respond!


Destruction

Have you ever felt like destroying something you loved, or something you thought was beautiful? It happened that time you finished the three foot tall LEGO fortress and your mom told you it was time for dinner. It happened when you had constructed a replica of Rodin’s Thinker in playdough, and you realized that it was starting to crack. It happened when you force fed your annorexic sister food so she wouldn’t hurt hurself. It happened when you took that girl’s virginity. It happened when you gave up something deeply a part of yourself, so that someone else could be happy.

In the illustrious words of Tyler Durdan:

I felt like destroying something beautiful.