How will I die? Slice the word “BAD” into flesh with profound purpose? Attempt to sever hands to prevent touching of heart or (laughs) hand–but how to do both? Pull a Jocasta with two pistols to prevent wandering eyes? Eloquent electrocution playing “Beat It” in the tub, would it change my mind? Paper or plastic–a head in a bag–to stifle myself? To die, oh, to die…