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Spin the Bottle Karaoke

The next cipher will be up shortly. In the meantime, amuse yourself with another one of my quality entries, dredged from my sleep-deprived little wasteheap^ of a mind.

If you’re ever in a situation where you want to hook up with a friend but can’t figure out how to get things started, here’s a game that I made up years ago. If I recall correctly, BenXaioHai had a lucky night–oh the memories! (Many people will call this game “middle-school-ish,” but these are most often the people who were able to live “rich” juvenile lives (lying on their backs). These people are sluts and dirty little perverts.) You are forewarned that engaging in the game, especially under the influence of alcoholic and barbiturate substances^^, may lead to events that would make Caligula^^^ blanch.

Spin the Bottle Karaoke

The object of the game: To sing your head off, and in the process, get some sweet kisses!

To start: A player will first pick a song from the selections and then spin the bottle. The player can either kiss the other for 10 secs (lips) or kiss the player on the cheek and sing that song with them.

Playing: Play will continue on until leaving.

Rules:

  • The spinners partner, is the person of the opposite sex the bottle lands closest too after a spin.
  • No running away
  • No ewwwing, unless you ewww at Jamie, thats ok
  • If you dont agree to the rules, go sit in the car
  • Partners must sing to each other
  • If the audience thinks the partners didnt try enough (singing), they have to kiss for 10 secs (lips)
  • No stalling, or you get f*ed up, and youre gonna have to sing the whole night.
  • Its okay if you dont know the song, just follow the spinner
  • Singers must stand together while singing.

Enjoy the sweet sounds of singing and sucking!

Annotations for your reading comprehension… ^ A wasteheap is a heap where one deposits waste. ^^ Alcohol and barbiturates impair judgement. I’m not sure if alcohol is considered a barbiturate or not. (I always thought it was spelled barbituate–duh me.) ^^^ Caligula was a mad^^^^ Roman emperor. A movie by this name was made about him that was extremely graphic and pornographic. ^^^^ Insane.

And because perhaps I don’t say it enough, I love my lil boogle!