I saw eyes that i could not master, flirtation would have been disaster. so i opted for a different route more subtle than an ill-timed shout – so indicative of some lesser classes and a tactic of a moronic @sses. instead i offered her time and care humbly, without much pomp or flair. i thought this would be enough – more effective than the flashy stuff. three months of affection after, (i`m sure this will cause some laughter) She was wrested from me most happily, for a ghetto thug drivin a souped up M3.