and finally…seasons greetings from the royal dragons, et al. (rds post this on your site if u can [no need to credit me, my sig is already on the pic muahah]!)
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i just realized that i am not sitting on anything int his picture…doh!
A little Jamie-style humor for you peeps (okay, it isn’t THAT funny, but I hope you appreciate the attempt)!
Legolas owning the elephant
Sar-oo-man
Wellwisher: oh that was weird. what i dont get is saruman was defeated when he got sliced up by isodor. he didnt die?
??????????: sauron/saruman. isildur cut off sauron’s finger. is that what umean?
Wellwisher: ohh. so sauron dies. exactly
??????????: kind of
Wellwisher: and sauromon gets corrupted by the ring when he tries to do good initally?. or was he like power hungry in the beginning. cuz they did say he was sauromon the wise
??????????: saruman is not the same as sauron. saruman never had any ring
Wellwisher: wait sauron is the wise?
??????????: oh man. sauron is the eye
Wellwisher: it sounded the same
??????????: the great evil. saruman is the wizard. the wise.
Wellwisher: damn. i gotta watch it again…
??????????: sauron = sor-on
saruman = sar-oo-man
Evil Eye
Wellwisher: i thought saruman was using his powers as the eye. like to see. so sauron kinda dies, and now he is just the eye. and the eye is the master. the forger of the ring?
??????????: yea, but he is not jsut the eye. that is how he is represented
Wellwisher: and somehow saruman is just a servant. which is building mordor… then what else
??????????: he wasn’t building mordor. saruman was using palantir(crystal ball) to communicate with sauron
Wellwisher: oh
??????????: here is an analogy, straight out of the SATs: sauron=eye, God=cross. the eye represents him, but he is a force of evil
Wellwisher: oh ok thanker for dumbin it down. so saruman worships the evil
??????????: what evil?. he did not worship sauron
Wellwisher: sauron. then y’s he helpin
??????????: if u watch it again, u will see he was seduced by him
Wellwisher: promising him power?
??????????: i dont know, whatever they said in 2 towers. also, saruman wanted to defeat sauron. and take his place
Wellwisher: oh ok i was just on 1. tongiht ill watch 1 again. ill watch 2 tomorrow again. i thought u interpretted all this from 1
??????????: no, its from 1 and 2
Huh?
Wellwisher: what race r those dark soldiers? theyre not orcs are they? the black ones on the horses
??????????: nazghul. the men that were ring bearers. the 9
Wellwisher: not them. the soldiers. not the hoodies
??????????: what movie?
Wellwisher: fellowship
??????????: dont know. long time ago. but i am pretty sure they are the nazgul
Haha… huge beings…
Wellwisher: oh. was liv tyler one of the elves with a ring?
??????????: no
Wellwisher: oh. but she was immortal…. ?. or in rivendell no one dies
??????????: elves dont age
Wellwisher: so they’re just born as huge beings…weird. u mightve wrote it on ur xanga. i didnt wanna read too much. cuz u were talkin bout return of the king. and what was the signifance of voice of the …that sorceress. looking at the ring and not taking it?
??????????: huge beings? what are u talking about? i think u should read the books
Wellwisher: like baby. like legolas is an adult. like they dont age… oh i get.
??????????: aight they age, but slowly. like thousands of years
Wtf, another one?
Wellwisher: so whats his face… not aragorn the other human. the guy who dies was he related to aragorn . heard he was from gondor.
??????????: he was son of the steward of gondor. what book are u on?
Wellwisher: still 1. i dont recall hearing his origin
I’m tired
??????????: u have to read all of htem. read them
Wellwisher: …
??????????: if not, just read teh whole encylcpedia. its not taht long
Wellwisher: no i find it better to ask u
??????????: yea, but ur asking too much
??????????: ask me some tomorrow
Wellwisher: cuz i heard ur bored at work. haha
??????????: who said that? me? if i am bored at work, i do things like make animations of legolas getting his dick sucked by an elephant. not answer all of ur lotr questions
Wellwisher: haha